A rock
They’re finally here. You’ve been yipping at us about it for YEARS. Rocks, are now in stock here at Kobold Shop. With a rock of your own, the world is your oyster. Limitless opportunties for play, entertainment, and nutrition!
Need a replacement pet rock after a rock sitting job hit the fan? How about trying out that new recipe for a French rock soup? You can even throw it*
(*if you’re strong enough).
Comes in three variants: pebble, regular, and big!
• It’s literally just a rock
• If you buy this you will literally just get a rock in the mail
• Kobold Shop is not liable for any injuries caused by rocks (be it force, consumption, or emotional)
• Again, you WON’T get anything other than a rock if you buy this
• Size, weight, and shape of the rock may vary
• Sourced from the United Kingdom
• Yes, this is an April Fools bit. Yes, you will still get a rock if you buy this
• Shipping is tracked with Royal Mail
• It is literally just a rock
They’re finally here. You’ve been yipping at us about it for YEARS. Rocks, are now in stock here at Kobold Shop. With a rock of your own, the world is your oyster. Limitless opportunties for play, entertainment, and nutrition!
Need a replacement pet rock after a rock sitting job hit the fan? How about trying out that new recipe for a French rock soup? You can even throw it*
(*if you’re strong enough).
Comes in three variants: pebble, regular, and big!
• It’s literally just a rock
• If you buy this you will literally just get a rock in the mail
• Kobold Shop is not liable for any injuries caused by rocks (be it force, consumption, or emotional)
• Again, you WON’T get anything other than a rock if you buy this
• Size, weight, and shape of the rock may vary
• Sourced from the United Kingdom
• Yes, this is an April Fools bit. Yes, you will still get a rock if you buy this
• Shipping is tracked with Royal Mail
• It is literally just a rock
They’re finally here. You’ve been yipping at us about it for YEARS. Rocks, are now in stock here at Kobold Shop. With a rock of your own, the world is your oyster. Limitless opportunties for play, entertainment, and nutrition!
Need a replacement pet rock after a rock sitting job hit the fan? How about trying out that new recipe for a French rock soup? You can even throw it*
(*if you’re strong enough).
Comes in three variants: pebble, regular, and big!
• It’s literally just a rock
• If you buy this you will literally just get a rock in the mail
• Kobold Shop is not liable for any injuries caused by rocks (be it force, consumption, or emotional)
• Again, you WON’T get anything other than a rock if you buy this
• Size, weight, and shape of the rock may vary
• Sourced from the United Kingdom
• Yes, this is an April Fools bit. Yes, you will still get a rock if you buy this
• Shipping is tracked with Royal Mail
• It is literally just a rock
